康神轶事补遗

October 28, 2008 12:40 am UTC | In Life

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康神轶事

空格和换行点符号在程序中起着举足轻重的作用,可当年的皮条界却对空格和换行不重视,在支付开发费时,往往把它从字节数中扣除。一次,康神应约为某皮条编写一程序,由于事先探知该皮条不支付空格和换行的稿费,因此他的程序通篇没有一个空格和换行:
>;++++++++[<++++++++>;-]<++++++++++++++++.[-]>;++++++++++[<++++++++++>;-]<++++++++++++++.[-]>;++++++++++[<++++++++++>;-]<+++++.[-]>;++++++++++[<++++++++++>;-]<+++++++++.[-]>;++++++++++[<++++++++++>;-]<+.[-]>;++++++++++[<++++++++++>;-]<+++++++++++++++.[-]>;+++++[<+++++>;-]<+++++++.[-]>;++++++++++[<++++++++++>;-]<+++++++++++++++++.[-]>;++++++++++[<++++++++++>;-]<++++++++++++.[-]>;+++++[<+++++>;-]<+++++++.[-]>;++++++++++[<++++++++++>;-]<++++++++++++++++.[-]>;++++++++++[<++++++++++>;-]<+++++++++++.[-]>;+++++++[<+++++++>;-]<+++++++++.[-]>;+++++[<+++++>;-]<+++++++.[-]+[->;,----------[<+>;-------------------------------------->;[>;+>;+<<-]>;>;[<<+>;>;-]<>;>;>;+++++++++[<<<[>;+>;+<<-]>;>;[<<+>;>;-]<[<<+>;>;-]>;>;-]<<<[-]<<[>;+<-]]<]>;>;[<<+>;>;-]<<>;+<-[>;+[>;+>;+<<-]>;>;[<<+>;>;-]<>;+<–>;>;>;>;>;>;>;>;+<<<<<<<<[>;+<-<[>;>;>;+>;+<<<<-]>;>;>;>;[<<<<+>;>;>;>;-]<<<>;[>;>;+>;+<<<-]>;>;>;[<<<+>;>;>;-]<<<<>;>;>;[>;+>;+<<-]>;>;[<<+>;>;-]<<<[>;>;>;>;>;+<<<[>;+>;+<<-]>;>;[<<+>;>;-]<[>;>;[-]<<-]>;>;[<<<<[>;+>;+<<-]>;>;[<<+>;>;-]<>;>;>;-]<<<-<<-]+>;>;[<<[-]>;>;-]<<>;[-]<[>;>;>;>;>;>;[-]<<<<<<-]<<>;>;[-]>;[-]<<<]>;>;>;>;>;>;>;>;[-<<<<<<<[-]<<[>;>;+>;+<<<-]>;>;>;[<<<+>;>;>;-]<<<>;>;[>;+<-]>;[[>;+>;+<<-]>;>;[<<+>;>;-]<>;+++++++++<[>;>;>;+<<[>;+>;[-]<<-]>;[<+>;-]>;[<<++++++++++>;>;-]<<-<-]+++++++++>;[<->;-]<[>;+<-]<[>;+<-]<[>;+<-]>;>;>;[<<<+>;>;>;-]<>;+++++++++<[>;>;>;+<<[>;+>;[-]<<-]>;[<+>;-]>;[<<++++++++++>;>;>;+<-]<<-<-]>;>;>;>;[<<<<+>;>;>;>;-]<<<<>;[-]<<+>;]<[[>;+<-]+++++++[<+++++++>;-]<->;<.[-]>;>;[<<+>;>;-]<<-]>;++++[<++++++++>;-]<.[-]>;>;>;>;>;>;>;]<<<<<<<<>;[-]<[-]<<-]++++++++++.[-]
皮条看了程序后,以难以看懂为由,回信要求康神加上空格和换行。康神认为:既要作者加空格和换行分出语句、段落,可见空格和换行还是必不可少的。既然如此,空格和换行也得算字节数。那个皮条没办法,只好采纳康神的意见,不但空格折算字节数支付开发费,换行还算两个字节:\n和\r!
感谢康神!

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不当面拜康神

再次在进办公室时遇见康神,
道“见到康神就有好心情”,
沈Yi道:“见到就拜一下啊”
JK:“不能当面拜,只能背地拜”

3.(来源,有删节)

终于见到了传说中的“康神”

终于见到了传说中的康神,听了他的Tech Talk。以前经常在SMTH上见到一群人不分白天黑夜地“拜康神”,心想这康神得是个啥样的人物,惹得众多牛人竞折腰。今天终于见到了,胖胖墩墩一脸和气,与郭德纲还真有几分神似。一个小时的Tech Talk,康神旁征博引,谈古论今,把枯燥的技术问题讲得像三国演义似的,讲完还意犹未尽,说下次再有Tech Talk,要多拉一个人上来,两个人一起说相声。不愧是康神!

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  1. Orz…

    Comment by khsing — October 28, 2008 2:11 am UTC #

  2. orz

    Comment by Kommit — October 28, 2008 2:53 am UTC #

  3. Kao 太牛了!!

    不好意思脏话都彪出来了~~~

    Comment by 耳朵 — October 28, 2008 9:35 am UTC #

  4. 第一个是 brainf**k?

    Comment by antijp — October 30, 2008 3:47 am UTC #

  5. 1 nb…………

    Comment by kisstar — November 3, 2008 1:15 pm UTC #

  6. 第一行是什么。。。

    Comment by ppip — November 8, 2008 12:55 am UTC #

  7. 第一个故事有《编程之道》的风味。我已经半自愿半被迫地加入到拜康神行列中。虽然我不认识神,但是神的英明睿智和有限无界的广博已经成我的标杆与灯塔!

    Comment by Arrix — November 14, 2008 5:03 pm UTC #

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