吊车工

November 8, 2008 10:40 am UTC | In Life

McKinsey 在 What we look for in a resume/CV 里面这样说到:

Similarly, you should include leadership positions, significant involvement in extracurricular activities, and significant participation in sports, games, societies, or hobbies. For example, a high level of achievement in a sport tells us something about your commitment and drive to achieve. Don’t just tell us about your hobbies; tell us what you have achieved in pursuing them. Generally you should only include items that you feel will help us understand your strengths better (rather than including something just for the sake of having it).

于是我在简历里面写:“能熟练操作起重 40 吨的吊车”。结果我的面试往往是这么开场的:面试官从一堆纷乱的文件里面找到我的简历,疲惫不堪的坐下用 10 秒钟扫视一遍,突然两眼放光的指着我说:“啊,我知道了!你是那个会开吊车的!”

你是那个会开吊车的!
你是那个会开吊车的!!
你是那个会开吊车的!!!

另一则:面试官问我们的引力仪什么精度,我说,如果您站在旁边,我们能测出来,当然,您要够肥才行。然后,我们俩同时狂笑……我脑子里面这时候闪出一句话:“Rule number one, never insult the interviewer. [1]”

[1] M. P. Cosentino, Case in Point: Complete Case Interview Preparation, 5th edition, 2007, page 64.

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  1. 你是那个会开吊车的!
    你是那个会开吊车的!

    Comment by jmu — November 8, 2008 5:13 pm UTC #

  2. 呵呵..这不是很成功么.我是说”开吊车”.

    Comment by D — November 8, 2008 5:35 pm UTC #

  3. orz,为什么学原子物理会开吊车呢。。。

    Comment by kevin — November 8, 2008 8:33 pm UTC #

  4. 我也要学开吊车!

    Comment by tension — November 13, 2008 12:04 pm UTC #

  5. 哈哈 开吊车开吊车

    Comment by windland — November 16, 2008 11:20 am UTC #

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